TOP TEN VSES FOR LATIN
I. Everything sounds awesom in Latin.
II. Road-rage: Flip the bird and tell 'em to fuck-off just like the Romans did!
III. Recite it loudly at church so they think you're speaking in tonques.
NOTE: this won't work in Catholic church.
IV. Recite it loudly at Wall-Mart so they'll think you're putting a hex on them.
Gesticulate wildly and always roll your r's to make it believable.
V. Make your Mom happy by sounding "educated".
VI. You can finally say on employment applications that you are bi-lingual!
VII. Impress your doctor and/or lawyer
VIII. Ordering at restaurants, so that they give you wierd looks while trying to fetch an
interpreter for whatever language you're speaking.
IX. You'll already know what half the words in an English Dictionary mean and therefore,
will never have to read one again!
X. Si aliquid est dicere, in Latina dic! - If there's something to say, say it in everybody's favorite dead-language!
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